Total Medals Earned: 1,649 (From 186 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,960 Points
Medals Earned: 3/19 (15/250 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (250/250 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/85 points)
Medals Earned: 9/18 (165/275 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 6/11 (305/395 points)
Blew up a dead-alive donkey
Killed 200 Zombies
Got a x5 Multiplier
Killed all 3 carriers
Killed the driver
Coop shooter achieved highest level with assault rifles
Destroyed the first game boss
Coop shooter achieved highest level with grenade launchers
Killed 800 Zombies
Coop shooter achieved highest level with lmgs
Got a x9 Multiplier
Coop shooter achieved highest level with pistols
Coop shooter achieved highest level with shotguns
Coop shooter achieved highest level with the smgs
Coop shooter achieved highest level with rifles
Killed 2000 Zombies
Got a x16 Multiplier
Destroyed an entire bus fleet
Destroyed the last boss
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 0.
Score 1+.
Score 20+.
Score 40+
Score 45+
Score 48+
Score 50+
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Score atleast 5000 points
Score 15000
Score 50000
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Find another country.
Are you not hungry ?
Save your master.
Find the revenge ending.
Find new friends.
Find a new Family.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
And you should be damn proud.
